10 things every EVE Online player should know

EVE Online veterans are all aware that it's not the easiest MMORPG to jump into and that it's got a steep learning curve, with a hardcore player following. So I've put together another list to help players understand the nature of EVE, before they set out to make a living in New Eden. A kind of reality check if you will.

1. The only place where you're safe in EVE is either docked or offline, otherwise you're mostly fair game.
2. You will eventually get podded. It's nothing personal.
3. So make sure your clone is up to date
4. At any given time, make sure you're always training a skill.
5. EVE is like a sandbox with landmines. Deal with it.
6. You're flying in a cocoon full of liquid, known as a pod. Not behind the controls of a ship.
7. Flying a ship anywhere in EVE is like gambling, only fly what you're willing to lose.
8. CONCORD exists to punish, not to protect.
9. If you're going to be in a low sec system for a while, create 2 or more safe spots, just in case.
10. Pirates are not griefers, they're as much a part of EVE as you are.

So there you have it. If you're looking for a more extensive list, make sure to visit the "Tips and Advice" page that CCP has put together. They've got more tips and advice and provide additional details.

Fly safe, or die trying!

[Update: March 16th, 2010 - updated "Tips and Advice" link following @dianalynnETC tweet]

An EVE Online noob in training

For the last 14 months I've been working on a top secret project. A half-clone of myself is beeing trained in the rudimentary aspects of EVE: the ultimate EVE noob. There she is! Watch out Goonswarm. Move over BoB. You just don't stand a chance! =)

All kidding aside, here is a picture of my daughter with her EVE Noob bodysuit, which I purchased a few weeks ago. I had promised you a picture way back then, and there she is. Ain't she the cutest! Now if you'll excuse, I have to go change, now that she's spilled the beer I was drinking in the EVE mug I also got back then.

Cheers