Showing posts with label clone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clone. Show all posts

Sunday, December 07, 2025

Jump clones in EVE Online: A beginner’s guide to clone mechanics

 

Inspired by “Medical and Jump clones made easy!” by Gildy (see his video guide below) — updated using CCP Games + EVE University sources.

If you’ve ever felt totally lost navigating EVE’s clone mechanics, you’re in good company. The system changed so many times over the years that most “old wisdom” floating around today is either half-true or straight-up obsolete. So let’s walk through what clones actually are now — clean, current, and stripped of all the old baggage.

Jump clones in 2025 — what they're really all about

First things first: today’s clone system is simple. No more clone grades, no more skill-loss anxiety, no more spreadsheets to figure out which body can hold how many skill points. A clone is just your empty body waiting for your consciousness. That’s it.

Thursday, November 06, 2025

Rebuilding the Star Wars prequels | From myth to consequence


Like many lifelong Star Wars fans, I wanted to love the prequels. And in a way, I did, really, for their ambition, their worldbuilding, their intent to tell a grand political tragedy. But even back then, something always felt hollow. They were visually dazzling but emotionally distant. Beneath the endless CGI, the high-concept politics, and the (over-the-top) lightsaber choreography, I couldn’t feel the humanity that made the original trilogy timeless. Never mind the dialogues that fell flat.

To me, the prequels were shallow not because of their story, but because of how little truth they allowed to surface. They wanted myth, but they forgot consequence. They wanted destiny, but abandoned choice. It all felt too sanitized:  a story of corruption and collapse told without dirt, sweat, or moral weight.

So now, years later, I've decided to revisit them — not to “fix” Star Wars, but to rediscover what made it real to me in the first place. What if the fall of the Republic felt like something we could believe — a slow, procedural death of democracy and faith, rather than a fireworks show of villains and chosen ones? What if the Jedi weren’t superheroes but weary monks, spies, and diplomats caught between faith and bureaucracy? What if Anakin’s fall wasn’t inevitable, but painfully human?

That’s the heart of this project — a rewrite of Episodes I–III that reimagines them through the grounded realism of Rogue One and the moral gravity of Andor. The spectacle fades. The consequence remains.

The prequels didn’t fail because of what they tried to say — they failed because of how they said it. Beneath all the gloss were the bones of a masterpiece: the death of democracy, the corruption of faith, the rise of tyranny. 

Those bones were strong — they just needed to breathe.

Here's how I imagine things...

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Duvolle Laboratories: Get your Clone, Now!


CCP Games seems to be exploring various new ways to promote your favorite capsuleer MMO. Their previous videos and promos were different from the rest of what was currently being done by other MMO publishers, but they were still "typical marketing material". This somewhat changed when they released "The Butterfly Effect" video, which was actually meant to explain what EVE was.

With the Duvolle Laboratories website though, they're expending their marketing efforts in new and original ways. After answering a few questions to see if you qualify for a clone, you're shown the possibilities of your new clone. Depending on your answers you could be starting a new career in Military, Exploration, Business or Industry.

Interesting promo!

[Found link through this Forum thread]

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

An EVE Online noob in training

For the last 14 months I've been working on a top secret project. A half-clone of myself is beeing trained in the rudimentary aspects of EVE: the ultimate EVE noob. There she is! Watch out Goonswarm. Move over BoB. You just don't stand a chance! =)

All kidding aside, here is a picture of my daughter with her EVE Noob bodysuit, which I purchased a few weeks ago. I had promised you a picture way back then, and there she is. Ain't she the cutest! Now if you'll excuse, I have to go change, now that she's spilled the beer I was drinking in the EVE mug I also got back then.

Cheers

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